7 years of Procrastination...

I think I've been putting off writing a post for 7 years because as I (slowly) turn into an adult, I get less funny. The good news is that from time to time I can still really amuse myself - mostly with the help of my good friends Li and Bations.

On Saturday I helped Nicole make a big'ol dick cake for a friend's birthday - all by hand - and it was a triumphant hand-job! Total junk food, but not too hard to swallow! Needless to say, our friend didn't feel shafted after he was presented with the cock. It was almost too nice to cut, and I a part of me wanted to hang around to see who first cut it so I could cast a "Bobit" zinger. I didn't though.

As I sit at the computer, my adorable Julius Cat is sleeping in a bag. She seems to like to find bags to sleep in, and every time I see her go for a bag I wonder where the saying "Cat's out of the bag" is from. I wonder this because in my experience cats are always trying to get in those dang bags! Something to think about.