Important Stuff
It has been brought to my attention that perhaps the reason people aren’t commenting on my blogs as much as I would like them to is because I don’t write about ‘important’ stuff. I would like to clarify why this is….
My opinions mean shit all (that’s right – I used a swear). I don’t post about anything that matters, because I don’t matter. I could talk about the “micro penises” that have been plaguing Russia, but I prefer to make people laugh. Actually, now that I’ve brought it up – interesting story…
In Russia, 1/200 men are born with a penis that is (when erect) less than 2 inches. Doctors have been doing operations whereby they remove the head of the penis, attach it to the arm of the man with the teeny ding, and grow it till it’s big enough to re-attach to the proper anatomical position. Please don’t ask any follow up questions, because I DON”T KNOW – what I do know is that this is real (the newspaper told me so, and you should always believe what you read).
Here - http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml
New in the life of Joey: nothing but loneliness and bitterness. Cry for me.
That is all.
P.S. Boys STINK!
My opinions mean shit all (that’s right – I used a swear). I don’t post about anything that matters, because I don’t matter. I could talk about the “micro penises” that have been plaguing Russia, but I prefer to make people laugh. Actually, now that I’ve brought it up – interesting story…
In Russia, 1/200 men are born with a penis that is (when erect) less than 2 inches. Doctors have been doing operations whereby they remove the head of the penis, attach it to the arm of the man with the teeny ding, and grow it till it’s big enough to re-attach to the proper anatomical position. Please don’t ask any follow up questions, because I DON”T KNOW – what I do know is that this is real (the newspaper told me so, and you should always believe what you read).
Here - http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml
New in the life of Joey: nothing but loneliness and bitterness. Cry for me.
That is all.
P.S. Boys STINK!
posted by Lady Scorpio at 11:43 PM
5 Comments:
No wonder vodka is drunk like water there.
Visto cries for Joey :-(
Interesting... only now i'm having flashes of some wierd images of cloning tiny penises and using political prisoners to grow dozens on their bodies at a time...
Oh and boys don't stink I bathe quite regularly.
We are however known for being jerks, assholes and sons-of-bitches.
heyyyyy, I LIKE your non important stuff! Who wants to hear about news? Lori xo
#1 comment after a divorce, can't stand his smell...
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