Thursday, March 31, 2005

Extra! Extra!



This just in:
Joey loves Bethany!


*To buy Joey's love send $100 000 000 cash or money order to Joey Vilcius C/O me.



(buying Joey's love does not entitle the customer to ownership, in any way, over Joey's body, nor does it warrent touching)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I win touching in a Scrabble rematch?

10:25 PM  

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