Iron Chef Joey
Nothing has happened to me in the last 24 hours that is Blog worthy, so I think I'll waste this space telling about the dream I had.
So, I was a Chef competing on the Iron Chef challenge, but I had 2 challengers. The first challenger was a real chef, and the other was my brother, Erik. The secret ingredient was unveiled, and it was salmon. I was quite confident in my skills to create some delicious dishes with the salmon, but I had no sue chefs, so there wasn't enough time to do everything. I was feeling frantic, but I pulled it together to dream up a menu of spicy salmon/couscous salad, a salmon carpaccio (which I'm not even sure would work), and a caramelized smoky salmon thing. I was running around the weird kitchen looking for potatoes (I don't even know where they fit into my menu, but there was such an urgency in getting them), but there were no potatoes there. Then I started to cry because I couldn't find any of the ingredients I wanted.
In my personal analysis of this dream, there is a lot of symbolism that is blatantly obvious. Crying over not having a potato is representative of my real life frustration of not being able to find my slipper. But we can take that analysis one step further.... My Slipper is representative of a life path; I can't find my way in life, so I channel that frustration onto the conundrum of the missing slipper.
So the moral of this story is - once I fink my slipper, my life will once again have meaning.
So, I was a Chef competing on the Iron Chef challenge, but I had 2 challengers. The first challenger was a real chef, and the other was my brother, Erik. The secret ingredient was unveiled, and it was salmon. I was quite confident in my skills to create some delicious dishes with the salmon, but I had no sue chefs, so there wasn't enough time to do everything. I was feeling frantic, but I pulled it together to dream up a menu of spicy salmon/couscous salad, a salmon carpaccio (which I'm not even sure would work), and a caramelized smoky salmon thing. I was running around the weird kitchen looking for potatoes (I don't even know where they fit into my menu, but there was such an urgency in getting them), but there were no potatoes there. Then I started to cry because I couldn't find any of the ingredients I wanted.
In my personal analysis of this dream, there is a lot of symbolism that is blatantly obvious. Crying over not having a potato is representative of my real life frustration of not being able to find my slipper. But we can take that analysis one step further.... My Slipper is representative of a life path; I can't find my way in life, so I channel that frustration onto the conundrum of the missing slipper.
So the moral of this story is - once I fink my slipper, my life will once again have meaning.

1 Comments:
You can learn a lot about footwear from "Life of Brian"... Ah Monty Python...
FOLLOWERS:
Oh! Oh! Ohh! Oh! Ah! Oh!
ARTHUR:
He has given us a sign!
FOLLOWER:
Oh!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
He has given us... His shoe!
ARTHUR:
The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
SPIKE:
What?
ARTHUR:
Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
EDDIE:
Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER:
No, no, no. The shoe is...
YOUTH:
No.
SHOE FOLLOWER:
...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
GIRL:
Cast off...
SPIKE:
Aye. What?
GIRL:
...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
No! Let us gather shoes together!
FRANK:
Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Let me!
ELSIE:
Oh, get off!
YOUTH:
No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Give me your shoe!
YOUTH:
Get off!
GIRL:
Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!
FOLLOWER:
The Gourd!
HARRY:
Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us!
ARTHUR:
It is a shoe! It is a shoe!
HARRY:
It's a sandal!
ARTHUR:
No, it isn't!
GIRL:
Cast it away!
ARTHUR:
Put it on!
YOUTH:
And clear off!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Take the shoes and follow Him!
GIRL:
Come,...
FRANK:
Yes!
GIRL:
...all ye who call yourself Gourdenes!
SPIKE:
Stop! Stop! Stop, I say! Stop! Let us-- let us pray. Yea, He cometh to us, like the seed to the grain.
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