I'm a Tad Bit Hungover.....
Yesterday I went to the gym, today my calves hurt. Coincidence? I think not.
It's been a while since I hit the bottle, so last night I decided to give'er a real good beating. I had a ton of fun! After loosing miserably at 'Mario Kart', I went to Smijies for our $1.25 pitchers. I'm pretty sure the pitchers weren't supposed to be $1.25, I just think the bartender lady was not a math whiz, but she could clearly count to two *nudge nudge* if you know what I'm saying. If you don't know what I'm saying; I'm implying that she had big boobies.
This morning when I woke up I had all the tell-tale signs of a good night last night - dry mouth, headache, smeared make-up, stamp on my face that transferred from my hand when I slept on my hand, stench of booze from the vast amounts of beer that was spilled on me. I'm in better shape then my bottle of rum though - this morning the bottle is very drained *zing*.
It's been a while since I hit the bottle, so last night I decided to give'er a real good beating. I had a ton of fun! After loosing miserably at 'Mario Kart', I went to Smijies for our $1.25 pitchers. I'm pretty sure the pitchers weren't supposed to be $1.25, I just think the bartender lady was not a math whiz, but she could clearly count to two *nudge nudge* if you know what I'm saying. If you don't know what I'm saying; I'm implying that she had big boobies.
This morning when I woke up I had all the tell-tale signs of a good night last night - dry mouth, headache, smeared make-up, stamp on my face that transferred from my hand when I slept on my hand, stench of booze from the vast amounts of beer that was spilled on me. I'm in better shape then my bottle of rum though - this morning the bottle is very drained *zing*.
posted by Lady Scorpio at 12:30 AM
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