Have I lost my 'Ass Factor'?

Talking with Aliya today made me realize that it has been almost a week since I made an ass of myself. It's like I don't even know me anymore. No falling in public, or junk on my face - and an those days I was wearing real pants, the fly stayed up the whole time! Old Joey made an ass of herself on every street corner - will she ever come back?

On a totally unrelated note, I talked to Jenny on MSN today. Jenny is my estranged friend from high school, and one of only two really. Now that we've reconciled after clearing up misunderstandings, we still can't be friends because there are oceans standing in between our friendship. I don't mean that figuratively or metaphorically; she lives in London England now, so there's a real honest to god ocean with fish and everything. The good news is that Jenny is coming back to our humble country in May, we will rekindle the once raging fires of our friendship (now, THAT was a metaphor).

Also unrelated, I have been laughing an awful lot at things that aren't even funny, but the laughing is better than the crying!

One more thing - I know there are at least two or three people who read my blog from time to time. For you most wonderful people, please comment. I get so excited when people comment! Even if you just put an emoticon there or something.....it gives me a feeling of self worth when I get a comment, save me from my emptiness!