Cats and Gerrbils

So, here's how it goes.....
Tonight, I had a bit of a strange night - all the conversation ended us in the topic of sodomy. So....we were wonering, if some sodomy had to be created, where would you create this sodomy???? We, the "bar folk" decided that the stairs were the way to go, but the creative people would choose to shove a gerrbil up a cat's bum and that would be done on the bar. What do you think?

Here's what I think - I think I shouldn't drink so much, nor should I hang out with people that turn every conversation onto the topic of sodomy.