Who Put it There, and Why?

So I was doing what I do today, you know, when I looked out my window. I generally keep the curtain (or sheet - whatever) closed to prevent the sun from coming in and making my room a sweltering furnace, so I don't look out a lot. To my surprise, there are two quarters just sitting on the little roof outside my window taunting me. I can't get to them because my screen is screwed shut, and believe you me - I've tried to pry that open many-a-time. So there, outside my window are two lonely, inaccessible quarters - that's a couple minutes in a dryer, or half a chocolate bar, but those poor quarters will never live up to their potential.

Moment of silence for the roof change.

Now, for future referance - if you happen to be the individual who threw money at my window, next time throw it at my head - I won't mind. Actually, that goes for anyone - if you have some money you wish to throw, my head has a bullseye on it just for you!